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hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

Andrew and Emma photobombing each other ♥

There’s the girl who has been planning her wedding for months, just like everything is normal. Oh, but she is also sleeping with the hot, lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliche?

I didn’t steal anything, I just started the rotors.
givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

Victoria Welcomes Home Her Son and His Partner
Victoria (Wendie Malick) welcomes home her son Tony (Chris Colfer) and his “partner” (Sam Daly). Nothing is as it seems as the two men are business partners and Tony is in fact pretending to be gay as to not disappoint his mother.

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

We’ll drink up our grief and pine for Summer.

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB